Dishing Junk – The act of dispensing ideas of little value in a casual or silly manner.
So a Reader and a Non-Reader walk into a bar…
The Reader turns to the Non-Reader and doesn’t even bother. Why? They don’t read. They don’t matter.
We love making fun of non-readers. Poor little non-reader, you have no clue. We really piss them off. Or I guess we do. I don’t understand Non-Readers. Here is my interpretation…
Non-Reader: Did you like the movie?
Reader: The book was better. I don’t even know how you figured out any of what was going on just by watching the movie.
Non-Reader: What new shows are you watching this season?
Reader: I read.
Non-Reader: I’m thinking about reading, you know a book. Have any suggestions?
Reader: Do you seriously want to go there?
Non-Reader: I took that classic book challenge on Facebook, I haven’t read any of them!
Reader: I’VE READ THEM ALL!
Non-Reader: I seriously don’t know how you have the time to read that much.
Reader: Who’s the latest Bachelor?
Non-Reader: Nick Viall, can you believe it?
Reader: My point has been made.
Non-Reader: I read Fifty Shades of Grey, did you read that one?
Reader: I don’t have time for this conversation. Books to read!
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