Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Space can be a lonely place, especially when you’re stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn’t quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance’s terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all.

If that doesn’t intrigue you, maybe the fact that this book is a HUGO nominated title might urge you in that direction. The author was so elated by his nomination that he followed up this title with Slammed in the Butt by My Hugo Award Nomination. Granted this title seems to be motivated by some kind of political agenda according to the La Times, (maybe alien rights?) it is still an erotica title available on Amazon.

The overall crazy thing about this title is that it has sparked a plethora of insane blowback, including “erotica” titles from a slew of copy cats. Some calling themselves Dr. Chuck Tingle, others Tuck Chingle. It’s kind of funny if you dig deeper into the crazy.

If you care to read the insanity behind the nomination: How did ‘Space Raptor Butt Invasion’ by Chuck Tingle become a Hugo finalist? via Los Angeles Times

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Fingered by the Fail Whale

Christie Aackerlund was never a big fan of social media. But now she’s trapped in an underwater sex dungeon, and her only hope is to send out a tweet for help.

 

Now I have the unfortunate task of introducing you to author Leonard Delaney. Mr. Delaney has some prolific titles, the most popular of which is Taken by the Tetris Blocks. These 4000 word shorts about strange pairings with inanimate objects that come to life will have you shaking your head. Especially when you read the reviews.

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Fingered by the Fail Whale
Dinosaur Erotica

Taken by the T-Rex

Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.
ot be so alone after all.

I have an announcement to make. Yes – there is such a thing as dinosaur erotica. Yup, it exists, yup, people buy it. Yup, people like it.

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Broodmaiden for the Space Slug

It was never going to be an easy heist, but Lekka never expected to be betrayed. Now she’s nothing more than a pleasure wench for a space slug.

The cover is rather innocuous for this one. Space chick. But the title gives this one all away. Broodmaiden for the Space Slug – and if you don’t know what a Space Slug is – in parentheses -> (Huge Size Monster). You know so you can visualize a huge size space slug monster being a broodmaiden. I have to look up what Broodmaiden is…

I was unable to find out through regular means (i.e. Google what a Broodmaiden was, it’s not even a word from what I can tell). Other words like breed maiden were returned so my logical mind gives it this definition:

Broodmaiden – A maiden that is used for brooding – er breeding.

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Broodmaiden for the Space Slug
Dinosaur Erotica

WEEKEND AT BERNIE SANDERS'

He was an aged activist, I was a hungry hippie, hoping to get lucky one fateful weekend.

And if you didn’t need more political commentary you can get some fan fiction erotica based off of the highly sexualized — um okay no. This is just wrong. But, to make matters worse, this is just one of MANY. Mostly with Trump, I had to step out of the box with Sanders, even though there are a few Sanders ones. But it’s called “Political Porn Parodies.” No really, it’s a thing.

They have a slew of other fun titles, wittily named, choked full of innuendo and misguided political commentary.

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Are your eyes scorched? Sorry. Have you seen any other crazy titles that we should be disturbed by?

4 Comments

  1. zi

    This is so hilarious! More of this please!

  2. Melanie Simmons

    These are great! Chuck Tingle just won an award or something. My favorite is “A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay” by Hunter Fox. Not only is that title hilarious, but the first Amazon review is even better. I haven’t read the book, but when I first heard about it, it was on KU. I might have read it if I had the subscription. Smart Bitches has a pretty great review of it too.

  3. Erin @ Paperbackstash

    I belong to a group on Goodreads that reads stuff like this as side reads. Not my thing but it’s amusing to see their posts. There’s some bizarre stuff out there!

  4. ALANA

    Wow, well you did warn us that we couldn’t unsee this post. I thought standard “taboo” erotica like step-bother or baby sitter stories were bad, but dinosaur erotica?!? I have to wonder if there are videos on Pornhub with people having real sex in those crazy dinosaur costumes. Wow.