Are you inundated by Holiday cheer? Drowning under eggnog? Feeling the materialistic burn of mass amounts of consumerism? Well, have no fear, I have more fun Christmas happiness for you. Welcome to the WTF Christmas post…hopefully it will get you back in the Holiday mood.

 

Twas Christmas Time in the Bookstore
an original poem by Parajunkee

Twas the week and a few days before Christmas and all through the bookstore…
There were tons of crazy books stirring, jostling to be read.

There were some sexy books with a bit of Santa hat flare…
Maybe next year they’ll work on their clipping path care.

But enough of the holiday wolves and their vectorized hats,
The WTF Christmas books even include men in kilts checking out each other’s …err bats.

Silly Christmas time doesn’t just live in the romance books…
The kids even get their own special kooks.

How about a little inappropriate fun?
Scary Christmas for the kids…isn’t just a pun.

There’s a creepy Santa to hypnotize…

 

a demonic cat under the tree…

and an alien that even scares me.

These Holiday books are crazy, wouldn’t you agree?
But, it just gets better, and I warn you! There is now way to unsee…

There are three ghosts a spankin’…

Two very FREAKY kids a grinnin’…

And one crazy chick a wrappin’

All have come together to spread their holiday cheer.
They call from the shelves so everyone can hear…

WTF Christmas to all…and to all a good night.

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