How to Cause Your Own Personal BLOGapocalypse

1. Your Password is….

  • 12345
  • password
  • 12345!
  • master
  • your first name

Ever have your twitter account hacked? Do you know what they do? They DM every one of the people that you follow with a hack URL. Guess what those people will do? Unfollow you. Ever have your blog hacked? They insert spam, or porn code into your blog and when people go to your site it shows a “spam error” or it reroutes to a porn site. Wake-up and use a strong password. You think I’m kidding? The majority of people just don’t “get” it – or believe it won’t happen to them. You want to know what the most common passwords on the internet are? Check the list.

2. Copy & Paste…

Just because God erm…Larry Tesler created copy and paste does not grant you the right to implement it. Especially when it comes to content for your blog. You want to cause your own personal blogapocalypse… copy and paste someone else’s content. This is called plagiarism. It usually doesn’t end well.

3. Stick Your Hand Out…

The big thing to do today is to crowdfund endeavors and ask for donations for tragedy and personal empowerment. This sounds well and good in the grand scheme of things, but if you stick that hand out you better have a damn good reason. Want to watch your blog go the way of the dinosaurs? Ask for donations when you DON’T need them, or try and crowdfund something controversial or just straight up dumb. The logical libertarian in me says, “if someone wants to give them money, that is their deal, who am I to put an end to it?” But,  it doesn’t put an end to Internet Scorn… everyone enjoys a good black-listing.

4. I know it’s been awhile…

Dated 1 month ago. Hey, you aren’t blogging. If you want to get back into it – you better make sure you are ready.

5. Take Money and forget to deliver…

We all know life gets in the way sometimes, but to take money from people and then not deliver what you promised is a good way to get a PSA. A very nasty PSA. It has happened in almost every niche of the internet and no matter what YOUR EXCUSE is, by taking someone’s money – and failing to do as promised, will make you look like an Asshole. Before you put up your paypal buy link, or offer to do a service, like a Blog Tour, Author Marketing, or just selling advertising – make sure you can do it. Common sense right? Not really, as a designer do you know how many clients have come to me after they’ve paid other designers or “transfer assistants”? A lot of them never got their money back from those people, but still never received what they were promised. No matter how nice of a person you think you are, or how much family drama prevented you on delivering to the client – you took money and you failed to deliver. This is a big deal and clients will get upset. Sometimes they just go away and cry in their ice-cream. Sometimes they write scathing blog posts and when you Google your name — well shit happens.

6. Do Not Research Installs

Great new plugin offered just for your niche blogger group? You might want to do some research on the plugin to see if it has good reviews and works with your software. Installed a bad plugin can lead to your blog being hacked, or actually breaking your blog so it isn’t showing at all…do your homework before you install anything on your site.

7. Drama Llamas

Attention is addictive. It is very addictive, especially to us bloggers. Drama brings pageviews. Drama brings social network conversations. Tweets that are retweeted, favorited and discussed. Drama brings your blog mentioned on BIG sites…drama can be awesome. One little taste and suddenly you can crave more drama. This may lead you to making up drama, or stir up your own drama. A few years ago there was one blogger that claimed she was plagiarized three or four times by start-up bloggers, which drove those bloggers into oblivion and stirred up support for the “victim” blogger. I believe the first account of plagiarism was the real one…two others, when contacted, claimed that they were actually the one plagiarized. The blogger had back-dated posts…and rewritten the original reviews to not be “exact copies” and then called foul over a few sentences. The actual victim bloggers were so new that they had very little to stand-on and the blogger got away with it…but it put a very bad taste in a lot of people’s mouths. This is just one example in our own niche – but in other blog communities drama has even led to jail time, as bloggers have chased attention in really crazy and hurtful ways. Crazy knows no bounds.

8. Lie

This might go under the drama llama bug, but it can get even bigger. Bloggers like to stay anonymous and sometimes they believe that their online identity can have a life of it’s own. Why not? We exaggerate the truth on online dating sites, we “show-off” via Facebook – why not bend the truth a little bit on our blogger profile? But those lies might take on a life of it’s own. Never thought that claiming you have an Masters in English or that you work for a small publisher would come back to haunt you? It may not, but the bigger your blog gets, the more scrutiny you come under – and when your lie gets found out, it can lead to no one trusting you. Lies don’t have to be about yourself either, they can be about books you enjoyed, “faking” a review is a really big one. Bloggers have been caught charging for fake five star reviews and just writing a fake review in time for a blog tour that they agreed upon. Not good.


Good luck and avoid your own persona blogapocalypse!