Sometimes the Review Requests we receive at the PJV disappoint our belief in the human race…

I deleted your email - yo!

This is a Dishing Junk fiasco. Dishing Junk – The act of dispensing ideas of little value in a casual or silly manner.Mylipsaresealed

  1. Dear    ,
  2. I read your review policy and see that you don’t accept INSERT WHATEVER HERE but I thought you could make an exception…
  3. You would be my first review!
  4. I did the cover myself…what do you think?
  5. Dear WRONG NAME,
  6. …..just one of many….
    Just one of many
  7. Hey, I emailed you a month ago, requesting a review and included my KINDLE eBOOK as a Gift. Can you tell me the status of my review?
  8. Hi I am willing to give away five books for free if people will review them for me on Amazon and will send a free book to you in .doc
  9. Send a Kindle Book as a Gift with no other correspondence
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  10. Would you like my book for review, it’s Book 8 in the series, but it is sort of a stand-alone
  11. Just checking in, I’ve emailed you three times, this is the last time I’m emailing you…
  12. I know you didn’t like the first book in the series…but give the second book a try…
  13. If you do accept the review copy, I need the review posted by June 31st and posted on Amazon and Goodreads…

Happy Hump Day!