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Day 3: The Cheesiest Romance Scenes or Topics you have read in a book.
Now this one is hard…but I have to say this one wins. It has to be FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. Every time she would ARGH in the bedroom or her freakin’ Inner Goddess would kick in and start doing cheerleader routines around the bedroom I would just roll my eyes. If you want the gory details I did go into ridiculous and meticulous silliness in a Read-Along..
“Feel it baby…” from the hero.
or a heroine…who gets tied to a bed and responds with:
“Holy cow, I cannot move my arms.”
Or the moment she loses her virginity and this literature student so eloquently remarks on the process:
“Argh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity. He stills, gazing down at me, his eyes bright with ecstatic triumph.
If all you felt was a weird pinching sensation…as he RIPS through your virginity, well, yeah I don’t want to go there.
or the famous popsicle quote:
“He’s my very own Christian Grey–flavored popsicle.”
So — What is the Cheesiest Romance Scenes or Topics you have read in a book?