Valentine's Book Blogger Challenge

Hola! You came back. That is awesome. Are you ready to keep going? Or wait – are you just getting here? That’s no big deal – just start now.  No biggie. It’s only 5 days of posts, no big commitment and we get to talk about the “good stuff.” We are only on the second day.

So, what do you have to do? Nothing big – just take the day to day challenge. Post the challenges on your blog. And then come here and link up your posts. In that linky thing at the bottom of this post. Now you just have to read through my post…

Day 3: The Cheesiest Romance Scenes or Topics you have read in a book.

Now this one is hard…but I have to say this one wins. It has to be FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. Every time she would ARGH in the bedroom or her freakin’ Inner Goddess would kick in and start doing cheerleader routines around the bedroom I would just roll my eyes. If you want the gory details I did go into ridiculous and meticulous silliness in a Read-Along..

Lines like:

“Feel it baby…” from the hero.

or a heroine…who gets tied to a bed and responds with:

“Holy cow, I cannot move my arms.”

No shit.

Or the moment she loses her virginity and this literature student so eloquently remarks on the process:

“Argh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity. He stills, gazing down at me, his eyes bright with ecstatic triumph.

If all you felt was a weird pinching sensation…as he RIPS through your virginity, well, yeah I don’t want to go there.

or the famous popsicle quote:

“He’s my very own Christian Grey–flavored popsicle.”

So — What is the Cheesiest Romance Scenes or Topics you have read in a book?